How do you just say that you're a nice, happy, good-looking guy looking to share his life with a future soul mate, without sounding like a twat ??? I guess that would do it...

Me...white, 38yrs, work @ the city hospital, fit, athletic, good looking (certainly not a moose), smart & stylish, 5ft9, dark hair.

I'm a lite-weight drinker, so tend not to very much...& enjoy clubbin (Back2Basics, Funky Dory) occassionally...love to cook (especially cooking WITH someone)...dislike most (reality ...) TV but adore "the mighty boosh" & re-runs of "black adder"...

Out of a long term relationship (and over it) and excited to meet some good people on here….. after a 10-year relationship, I may be rusty about this courting malarky, but I'm not jaded... & friendship is not at all out of the question. It's welcomed.

I'm a firm believer in chemistry & wouldn't turn my back on someone incredible just because I'm recently single. A perfect relationship is one in which the reality is not that far from your fantasy, as long as you have realistic fantasies.

Hopefully you’ll have a highly developed sense of sarcasm…. when I cook dinner for you, will you bring a bottle of wine - even if I don't ask you to…. I’ll think it's cute when you snort as you laugh…. You’ll make fun of me when I can't leave the house without forgetting my mobile…. You’ll act younger than you look because I like mature women who haven't forgotten what it's like to be a girl.

What‘ve I learned from past relationships? flossing is important…. laughing is essential…. perfection is impossible….it’s better to be single than to be in a bad relationship.

If you enjoy walks & swims…. occasional nights clubbin…. dining out & good food in…. get in touch…. MSN allthismalarky at hotmail. co. uk.

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